From
a very informed source on Croatian government, an enlightenment
story:
The
members of Croatian cabinet are initiated like it’s a secret
personhood (brotherhood and/or sisterhood). After being called
"Take the oath", the initiate approaches the Prime
Minister who has crossed the left hand fingers above the leather
bound Croatian Constitution.
"Do
you seriously declare on your honor, uninfluenced by social or any
other unworthy motive, that you freely and voluntarily offer
yourself as a candidate for the benefits and the privileges and the
power abuse of this cabinet?"
"I
do", the power and wealth thirsty initiate replays. The Prime
Minister hands over a thick envelope:" Then let this initiation
bribery be a sting to your consciousness".
Unfortunately
for them, the secrecy has been somewhat spoiled recently.
Unfortunately for those they govern, Croatian Constitution does not
specify how many cabinet members have to be jailed for the Prime
Minister to be forced to resign. It looks that EU has not regulated
that subject either. And if you try to criticize the Prime Minister,
she has a unique answer: "If I resign now, Croatia will not
join EU in 2011 and Pope will not visit Croatia in 2011".
By
the way, do you know why Pope is visiting Croatia? Yes, indulgences,
you guessed it right!