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to US - a pile of junk mail, among them half a dozen renewal
notices for Consumer Reports. My subscription expires in
January 2009, i.e. the February issue requires renewal. That issue
will be probably distributed in the last week of January. Let’s
assume that it has to be mailed on January 15, so January 14 is
the last day distributors have to be noticed of any change in my
subscription. Let’s further assume that the status of my
subscription is checked by distributors only once monthly, so it
could be any day between December 15, 2008 and January 14, 2009.
Let’s also assume there is some sloppiness in the renewal
procedure, let’s add two more weeks. By the listed assumptions
my renewal payment should be received by December 1, 2008.
Above
time table is realizable by paper records and snail mail, not to
mention computers and email. Of course, it may not be realizable
if Consumer Reports and its distributors chisel data into
high quality stone.
When
should I expect a renewal notice? Not before early November. And
how many? Just one, if I don’t answer it there will be the
emergency renewal notice on the cover of the last issue in my
current subscription. So, why those annoying and insulting renewal
notices starting in July 2008? Annoying not only as a junk mail
but also as an indicator how Consumer Reports is spending
subscription money. Insulting because each of them carries a
message: "You idiot, you average American idiot, isn’t it
obvious that we want your money ASAP?"
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